Hey. I’m Morgan.
But the coolest nickname anyone ever gave me was
⚡MEGA MORG⚡
I am just a simple bitch who enjoys:
Obsessing over (but never joining) pyramid schemes
Being allergic to nothing
Appetizers as dinner
A hostile takeover of a dive bar’s Touchtunes
Irish Goodbyes
If you are an elderly, eccentric & childless billionaire in search of an heir, let’s chat.
CURRENTLY:
Associate Creative Director at Mekanism