Hey. I’m Morgan.

But the coolest nickname anyone ever gave me was
⚡MEGA MORG⚡

I am just a simple bitch who enjoys:

  • Obsessing over (but never joining) pyramid schemes

  • Appetizers as dinner

  • TouchTunes

  • Fighting about the Sopranos finale

  • Irish Goodbyes


If you are an elderly, eccentric & childless billionaire in search of an heir, let’s chat.

CURRENTLY:
Associate Creative Director at Mekanism